Chez Moi At The Beach

Chez Moi At The Beach isn't a hotel in the traditional sense - it's a three-bedroom home a short walk from the sand, designed for families and groups who want the independence of their own kitchen and space. The property sits on Smithwheel Road in Old Orchard Beach, close enough to the Pier and Funtown Splashtown USA for a vacation with kids to feel effortless, far enough back to be quiet.

What makes this rental work is its straightforward practicality. You get a full kitchen, washer and dryer, private parking, and a living room where everyone can spread out. There's no front desk, no lobby small talk - just a key and 1,500 square feet to yourself. That matters if you're planning to stay a few nights and actually cook, or if you're bringing a multigenerational crew and need room to breathe.

★★★★★ · 9.0 / 10 Wonderful · 1 recent guest

Best for families who want their own kitchen. The property comes with a full suite: refrigerator, stovetop, oven, microwave, and dishwasher. If you're traveling with kids and tired of restaurant meals, you can make breakfast, pack beach lunches, or grill dinner on the BBQ out back. One guest called it a game-changer for a longer stay.

Close to Old Orchard Beach without being on top of the crowds. The Pier is 2.7 miles away - a ten-minute drive. Funtown Splashtown USA, the region's biggest amusement park, is 2.8 miles. You're near enough for an afternoon or evening outing, but your home base is quiet.

Free parking and a fully private setup. No hunting for street parking, no shared lobbies. You have your own entrance, your own driveway, and the freedom to come and go on your schedule. That private entrance also means no awkward encounters with other guests.

Built for families with young children. The property includes baby safety gates, board games, and flat-screen TV in the living room. Multiple bedrooms mean kids can have their own space, and parents can close a door and have a break.

The property is a single three-bedroom home, not a multi-unit building. You rent the whole place. Three separate bedrooms give families the flexibility to have a parent bedroom, a kids' bedroom, and a guest room - or to spread out however works best.

• Three-Bedroom Home: Full living areas, private kitchen, and a living room with board games and TV.

Kitchen & Laundry. Full-size refrigerator, stovetop, oven, microwave, washing machine, and dryer. Tea and coffee maker in the morning. Dining table indoors.

Entertainment & Relaxation. Board games and puzzles in the living room. Flat-screen TV. Beach access nearby.

Outdoor Space. BBQ facilities for grilling. Private driveway for parking.

Practical Essentials. Free WiFi throughout. Air conditioning. Private entrance. Work desk. Non-smoking property. Hairdryer and towels in the bathroom.

Summer (June–August). Peak season for Old Orchard Beach. The Pier is fully open with arcades and food vendors. Funtown Splashtown runs daily with water slides. Water temperatures are warmest (60–65°F). Expect crowds on weekends.

Shoulder Season (May & September). Fewer crowds. Funtown is open weekends in May and most of September. Water still manageable for hardy swimmers. Great for families avoiding peak-season traffic.

Fall (October). Leaf-peeping season across Maine. Fewer beach-goers. Most water attractions close by early October. Good for a quiet getaway with a kitchen to cook seasonal meals.

Winter (November–March). The coldest and quietest time. Funtown is closed. The beach is rocky and windswept, but walking the Pier or exploring nearby towns is peaceful. The house is warm indoors - a good base for exploring Portland or southern Maine's winter attractions.

Because this property has just one recent review, feedback is limited. The solo guest gave a 9/10 score and called the stay "Wonderful." More guests would help paint a fuller picture of the experience.

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If you're considering a longer stay or a family trip where you want independence and your own kitchen, reach out directly with questions about specific amenities, the condition of linens and furniture, or pet policies (the listing doesn't mention them).

• Old Orchard Beach Pier - 2.7 miles. The heart of the beach town; arcades, restaurants, and beach access.
• Funtown Splashtown USA - 2.8 miles. Maine's largest amusement park. Full water slides, a boardwalk, and rides for all ages.
• Pirate's Cove Adventure Golf - 2.6 miles. Mini golf with a pirate theme; good for kids on rainy afternoons.
• The Wave Pool at Funtown - 2.8 miles. Separate from the main park; open summer months.
• Portland International Jetport - 14 miles. Direct flights to Boston and New York.
• Seven-Mile Beach at Saco - 7 miles. Quieter than Old Orchard on busy weekends.
• Camp Ellis - 8 miles. A quieter fishing village with a jetty walk and local seafood shacks.

Is this property on the beach? The house is walkable to Old Orchard Beach, about one-quarter mile away on local roads. You're very close, but not beachfront.

Is breakfast included? No. The property has a full kitchen so you can make your own. Coffee and tea maker provided.

Is there air conditioning? Yes, the entire home is air-conditioned.

Can I cook full meals? Yes. Stovetop, oven, microwave, refrigerator, and all basic cookware are included. You can grocery shop and cook for the duration of your stay.

Is parking free? Yes, there is free, private on-site parking included.

Are pets allowed? The listing does not mention a pet policy. Contact the owner directly to confirm.

What's the nearest town with restaurants and shops? Old Orchard Beach center (Pier area) is 2.7 miles and has restaurants, ice cream shops, and arcades. Portland is 14 miles and offers more sophisticated dining and galleries.